“Merge left for greater prosperity in the coming year.” I merged left, hoping that meant I would finally pay down my student loans.
“Those wise in the ways of the heart follow I-95.” I took the crowded I-95.
“Stop in 1 mile at the IHOP to meet your soul mate.” Of course, it never tells you how long to wait for your soul mate. I gave up after three hours.
“Your lucky numbers are US 63, I-75 and 1st Avenue.” What kind of direction is that? Damn I hate the ‘fortune cookie’ upgrade to Waze. Maybe the Tindr upgrade would be better?
Notes: Just a thought - how much advice are you willing to take from a gadget?
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